280. Modan Day Jesas.

it’s a birth, it’s a miracle, on the back of a bus

the second coming, of baby jesus. Christ.

he’s come to say everything is over priced,

all these jewels and all these clothes,

back in his days they only wore robes. Rags.

He’s also come to condemn all the fags,

yes the cigarettes and the queers,

but alas, we shall not fear,

for the bible says he is all loving,

to everything thing and being,

unless the bible is somewhat flawed

but according to Christian’s it is his words. Law

Therefore therefore, as it’s written in stone,

The gays have nothing to atone.

And when he comes we’ll give him three gifts,

Fit for a Kingpin that he is, here’s the list:

Gold, Hallucinogens- weed, and Vicodin,

And remember we’ll need whores too,

Maybe one, maybe two, fuck it, give him a few,

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